Never lie on a ukulele
Never lie on a ukulele
Never lie on a ukulele
If you can help it
When my neighbour came back from Hawaii
His poor back was crooked and stiff
He looked me in the eye
And he told me why
He said "This is what happens if ...
You lie on a ukulele
You lie on a ukulele
So never lie on a ukulele
If you can help it"
He thought he might take a siesta
Instead of his usual swim
But he didn't realise when he closed his eyes
There was an instrument under him
(Goodness gracious)
He lay on a ukulele
He lay on a ukulele
He lay on a ukulele
And he regrets it
So never lie on a ukulele
Never lie on a ukulele
Never lie on a ukulele
If you can help it
If you can help it

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