I have an uncle who's so avuncular
He lets me polish his precious motorcar
He gives me relish from an Australian jar
I have an uncle who's avuncular
I have an aunty who keeps an anteater
She never meant to have it live with her
It is so big now that she must call it "Sir"
I have an aunt who keeps an anteater
My uncle likes to tell me tales
Like the time he was devoured by a whale
But I've been reading very widely
So I know he stole his story from the Bible
I hope my cousin turns out to be such fun
He likes to tango though he is only one
I feed him mango
and guard him from the sun
I have a cousin who is only one
I have a cousin who is only one
I have a cousin who is only one

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