Is it a scarf or is it half of a sweater?
From what I’ve heard, it could be a third of a poncho  
There’s no excuse now not to be knitting                    
‘Cause you can do it standing and you can do it sitting

Is it a hat, or is it the start of a blanket?
Maybe a ball or even a shawl for a baby
There’s no excuse now not to be knitting                    
‘Cause you can do it standing and you can do it sitting

Take out your needles (yeah, yeah)
We’re casting on
One, two, three, four, five             
Once I caught a fish alive
You can do it Mary, and you can do it John
   
Is it a gnome, or some other homely creation?
Wait and see, it might even be for a teapot
There’s no excuse now not to be knitting
‘Cause you can do it standing and you can do it sitting

Take out your needles (yeah, yeah)
We’re casting on
One, two, three, four, five             
Once I caught a fish alive
You can do it Mary
Yeah you can do it Mary
You can do it Mary
And you can do it John

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