Mr Roland
Poked his oval head inside my door
Said “I won’t be coming round here anymore
I’m off to Poland”
The capital of which
Is known to us in English as Warsaw
And what’s more

Mr Roland
Said he’d probably leave his dog behind
A labrador he thought was going blind
“He’s got a bowl and
He’ll eat most any dish
As long as it’s not fish with lemon rind
If you don’t mind”
Said Mr Roland