I purchased them down at the beach
They cost me a cool dollar each
I gave them the names Bill and Sam
But later I changed one to Pam
We lived in such harmony then
Strolling through forest and glen
I didn’t suspect them at all
For they were so cute and so small
Ah poor me
How was I to know of their curse?
Blaming me
When money went missing from mommy’s purse
They acted like nothing was wrong
They’d whistle their teddy bear song
But I knew when things were afoot
When things were not where they’d been put
There’s not a lot more to report
Those two little teddies were caught
And sent where bad teddies must go
It took me a while to get over though