It’s a herd of wildebeest
And a pride of lions
It’s a band of criminals
And a fleet of ships
Some of you ask and so you should
“And if the thing is made of wood?
Yes, especially if it comes with strings
How are we meant to name these things?”
A herd of ukuleles?
A flock of ukuleles?
It’s a belt of asteroids
And a plague of locusts
It’s a touch of flatulence
And a flock of sheep
Some of you ask and so you should
“And if the thing is made of wood?
Yes, especially if it comes with strings
How are we meant to name these things?”
A herd of ukuleles?
A flock of ukuleles?
A troop of ukuleles?

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